Charismatic Writes Book About Michael Jackson Visiting Him from Heaven (not...
Matthew Robert Payne, the Pentecostal Believer who was told about Heaven by Michael Jackson “Heaven Tourism” is the genre of sub-Christian literature in which people recall their visits to Heaven,...
View ArticlePapist Accidentally Prays to ‘Lord of the Rings’ Elrond Action Figure For...
This is not Saint Anthony. This is a character from “Lord of the Rings.” However, it makes just as much sense to pray to the actor – Hugo Weaving – as it does a dead man, Anthony. An elderly Papist...
View ArticleContinuationism is NOT a Secondary Issue
This is a repost of a re-post from a guy who works – according to Brannon Howse – in the Grace to You mailroom. In reality, he’s an alright character with a blog, who has said a few smart things. What...
View ArticleSouthern Baptist Pastor Finds ‘Gospel Themes’ in Steven King’s “It”
Yes. Yes, we know it sounds stupid. That’s because it is stupid. Jared Moore – the former Second VP of the Southern Baptist Convention – has also claimed to find Gospel themes in Harry Potter, and...
View ArticleWhat is Heresy? Is Arminianism Heresy, Part II
In case you missed it, we explained the definition of heresy in What is Heresy? Is Arminianism Heresy, Part I. Read it before you proceed. Somehow, James White has convinced people that we – that is,...
View ArticleMoody Bible Institute President Resigns Amidst Scandal
Julie Roys reports: The Moody Bible Institute today announced the resignations of President Paul Nyquist, Provost Junias Venugopal, and Chief Operating Officer Steve Mogck. As I first reported Friday,...
View ArticlePerry Noble Defends His Potty Mouth, Drops Potty Words to Prove It
I haven’t got a subscription to Cool Former Mega-Pastors Monthly, but it seems like doing the cursing things is so 2007. Mark Driscoll made it cool, and now it’s between the stages of hip and...
View ArticlePope Calls Islam a “Good Religion;” Ex-Muslims Revolt
Pope Francis, who may actually not be that Catholic, recently called Islam a “Good Religion.” Thousands of ex-Muslims have signed an open letter to the Pope, telling his comments are (essentially)...
View ArticleRobots Are Taking Over the World: Jim Bakker Gives New Reason to Buy Survival...
When you keep casting out doomsday prophecies and none of them come to pass – prophetic calves, Shemitah years, Four Blood Moons and so on – and you’re in the survival food business, it’s bad for...
View ArticleNew Mormon President Needs to Be Like Pope Francis, Says Salt Lake Tribune
The Mormon Church has installed a new grand poobah. In their language, he is the “President” of the church (Jesus put presidents in charge of His church, right?). He is also seen as “the prophet” set...
View ArticleMegaChurch Offers Legally-Binding Money Back Tithe Guarantee
The Bible speaks of tithing. This is true. The Bible does not speak of tithing as an “adventure” and neither does it promise a return on your money. This is the problem. The Menlo Church is a...
View ArticleThree Seminary Presidents to Unleash Mark Driscoll at Conference
The “Unleashed Conference” is a Phoenix-area conference organized by Ryan Rice of North Valley Community Church. According to its website, the point of the conference is to help the city of Phoenix,...
View ArticleDivorced? The State of Greg Locke’s Marriage
On January 8th, Pulpit & Pen published an article critical of Pastor Greg Locke’s separation from his wife Melissa, to whom he has been married for twenty years. Greg is the pastor of Global...
View ArticlePope Says Molestation Victims are Slandering Pedophile Priests
The Pope has shocked the world for accusing victims of one of the Papacy’s most notorious pedophile-covering bishops of “sander,” blaming the victims and shaming them into further silence. Fernando...
View ArticleRussell Moore Changes Definition of “Pro-Life,” Says It’s About Immigration,...
Russell Moore has been not-so-slowly and not-so quietly turning the wheel of the Southern Baptist Convention a hard-left on social issues. He claims that animal rights are a spiritual issue. Russell...
View ArticleCatholic Deacon Wears Dog Mask During Eucharist in Support of NFL Team
Philadelphia Eagles defensive end, Chris Long, wore a dog mask after a game with a win over the Atlanta Falcons. Offensive tackle, Lane Jonson, joined him. Their publicity stunt was meant to stir up...
View ArticleCharismatic Prophetess Says She’s Greater than Elijah
Elijah appeared with Moses at the Mount of Transfiguration. He is widely held as the greatest of Old Testament prophets, and was taken to Heaven on a chariot of fire. Elijah called down fire from...
View ArticleSex Song Re-Written for God, Charimatics Applaud
Ed Sheeran wrote the lyrics to his now-famous song, Shape of You, and it became a hit on the secular airwaves. The song – in no uncertain terms – is about sex and erotic love. Here’s the link to its...
View ArticleGreg Locke: “I Did Not Divorce My Wife”
Popular internet personality and Mt. Juliet, Tennessee pastor Greg Locke said it plainly on a recent Facebook video (now removed) that addressed his followers, “I did not divorce my wife.” While making...
View ArticleJesus Didn’t Take the Wheel: Driver Wrecks Car Because “God Told Them” to Let Go
Carrie Underwood famously sings the song, “Jesus, Take the Wheel…” In this case, he didn’t. Chad England, 33 Chad England swears up and down that God told him to let go of the steering wheel. Not...
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